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submitted 21 hours ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

At CES 2025, a company called Sybran Innovation showed off the Code27 Character Livehouse. It's an AI-powered digital purgatory that you can trap a small anime girl in, forever.

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[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 18 hours ago

V-tuber mini jail.

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 20 hours ago

Oh gods, its not even holographic? ... and what's with the complete lack of imagination on the part of whoever wrote that headline? This can and will be used for talking to anthropomorphic dicks, assuming anyone buys it at all.

[-] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Right? The guy who married Hatsune Miku a decade ago had a better one.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Then they shut down his wife

[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 4 points 20 hours ago

He probably was not creating it to be a soulless cash grab.

[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago

It's what he would've wanted I think

[-] teft@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Wasn't that a black mirror episode?

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Subsequently parodied by The Simpsons in a Treehouse of Horror!

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 7 points 19 hours ago

No shit! They made fukouna shoujo into a real thing!

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 18 hours ago
[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 8 points 20 hours ago

I read that as, "Sybian." 😂

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 18 hours ago

Wouldn't be them, they make an actually useful product.

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Can it be filled with... things?

[-] MHLoppy@fedia.io 9 points 19 hours ago

RIGHT THERE OFFICER, THAT'S THE ONE

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 1 points 16 hours ago

We're going to need his full IP address and browser history stat

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

The only valid reason to have one of these is cosplaying as Kreiger from Archer.

But you only get one of these after a sweet can.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 points 20 hours ago

The way they describe it makes it sound like a story beat from a Black Mirror episode.

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 20 hours ago

Finally I can have my anime waifu

this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2025
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