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[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 54 points 1 year ago

Now listen, a giant bird would still be hella intimidating. Even a smol bird, when angered, can and will draw blood

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago

Birds are tiny knife airplanes.

[-] XpeeN@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

No, they are the government's drones !birdsarentreal@lemmy.world

[-] Cube6392@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

See: goose

See, also: swan

[-] festemmie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

some people just havent been chased by a chicken, duck or anything similar, so they think dinosaurs having feathers would make them less scary

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

My chicken has declared that she is a t-rex, and all robins and squirrels must respect her authoritah.

It's fucking hilarious to watch, but then you realize that she really is a giant, angry predator to anything the size of a robin. Imagine a chicken that's about thirty feet tall, with claws the size of a small sword and a wingspan that is big enough to look like a wall. And it's charging at you, making noises like an angry teakettle, its beak sharp and hard, while its eyes drill into you so that you know feathered death is inescapable

[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's why I always compliment the sparrows.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

There never was any evidence they were scavengers and numerous fossil examples that T. Rex did infact hunt large herbivores for food. The most notable being a T. Rex's tooth found in a hadrosaur's spine, and the wound showed signs of healing meaning the hadrosaur was alive when it was bit and survived the encounter.

"We not only have a broken-off tooth embedded in the bone of another animal, but the bone has healed over the wound, and a nasty wound it was too," said David Burnham at Palm Beach Museum of Natural History in Florida. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/jul/15/t-rex-tooth-embedded-prey-dinosaur

Other evidence includes fossilized footprints suggesting a group of T. Rex of differing ages stalking their prey. This isn't to say the T. Rex wouldn't take advantage of a dead animal and opportunistically scavenge, as any large predator will today, but this probably wasn't their primary means of getting food.

[-] festemmie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

and also there is no evidence of feathers, but it is very probable they had some, like just small filaments on top of their heads and necks or something similar. There are some Trex skin impressions, but theyre all on parts where there wouldnt be feathers anyway

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

That's all very interesting, but I can't get past the socks with sandals. T-Rex is dead to me.

[-] Shurimal@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

Don't try to convince me that a 12 meters long, 8 tons heavy cassowary with mouth full of >20 cm long teeth and eyes that have better visual acuity than hawks or eagles, being able to see you from 6 km away, while also having excellent sense of smell, is not scary.

Fluffy or not, I wouldn't want to be closer than about 10 km to a hungry Tyrannosaurus.

[-] Landrin201@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

If it's any consolation trex was an animal accustomed to hunting truck sized triceratops, eating you would be like eating a single potato chip; very unsatisfying.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

Right? I'm sufficiently leery around chickens.

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[-] Whom@beehaw.org 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly they look way cooler with feathers. Older models of how dinosaurs looked were so bland by comparison.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's that one drawing of a medium-sized raptor that basically looks like a sparrow and to date that's the coolest depiction of a dinosaur i have seen.

IT LOOKS SO REAL

edit: found it: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8f/6a/76/8f6a764e115095a9b7a0c236fac542e2.png

[-] tacoface@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

Also if you spend time with chickens, you realize without a doubt that birds = dinosaurs. Especially if you raise them from chicks, their awkward teenage stage is like half bird, half lizard anyway.

[-] pohart@lemmyrs.org 22 points 1 year ago

Gen alpha is trying to get everyone to wear socks with sandals

[-] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago

As a millennial, it will always be a no. It will forever have a Middle Aged Maths Teacher on Holiday vibe to it for me.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Meh, middle aged math's teacher sounding like a solid reliable job right now. Nothing to shy from.

[-] Lianodel@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

Also, I've put on some Birkenstocks with wool socks before. I feel no shame for it. It's comfy.

[-] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Definitely not gatekeeping other folks wearing them, I just couldn't without my grade 9 maths teacher popping into my head.

[-] Lianodel@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

No worries, I was just playing along. :P But I have embraced the unfashionableness.

[-] Neil@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

I think gen alpha has become increasingly aware of foot fetishes so they avoid showing their feet. I have a 15 year old and she never wears open toe shoes in public.

[-] pohart@lemmyrs.org 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I very much agree that it's related to the recent extreme sexualization of feet

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago

I don't get it... Feet are gross.

[-] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

For some that is also an extra fetish on top

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[-] yeepyorp@mtgzone.com 6 points 1 year ago

well gen alpha are babies, 15 year olds are gen z

but also yeah society is getting more puritan and it’s bad

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Well that explains why Quentin wants to retire after his next film.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

would have to start with socks that are split between the big toe and the index? toe, like a ninja, for starters.. but even then still not comfortable or safe. might as well wear crocs or slippers.

[-] pohart@lemmyrs.org 1 points 1 year ago

I think most sandals don't have a divider between the big toe and the rest. I think of sandals as any casual, open-toed shoes.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I typically hand grown adults wearing crocs a card with the suicide hotline number on it because it clearly a desperate cry for help.

[-] nxfsi@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Scientists: no evidence that dinosaurs did not have pubes

[-] festemmie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

not sure if it counts, but there are some fossils that show exactly how dinosaurs sat, and im pretty sure there was nothing resembling pubes on the butt part

[-] Chemical@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

They probably shaved

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

That's why they died out.

Everyone knows socks 'n' crocs are superior

[-] macmacfire@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago
[-] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Their tail scales looked like the Monster logo.

[-] Dracona@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

they wore socks with crocs???

[-] Stoneykins@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago
[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

So is the t Rex getting cancelled or what?

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