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Burger Pre-Smush (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jaybirrd@lemmy.world to c/foodporn@lemmy.world

I overcompensate for my subpar burger grilling skills by going all out with the fixings. Toasted sesame bun, cheddar, crispy bacon, ketchup, red onion, fresh jalapeno, tomato, romaine, mayo. Squash it down and chow it down.

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[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

you're going to need to become a snake to unhinge your jaws enough

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

In unrelated news. I wonder what OP is doing later...

[-] jaybirrd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Not molting...

[-] jaybirrd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Not a snake, but it definitely worked. Heading into surgery shortly to have my jaw reattached. 5/7

[-] GRENADE_MAGNET@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget French’s crispy fried onions.

[-] JetAnhyzer@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Or a full on onion ring ;)

[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I've started wrapping a lot of my sandwiches in either foil or butchers paper and letting it sit for a couple minutes before eating. It seems to be easier to handle and i like a toasted bun but also like soft buns, so this method works well for that.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of when someone packs a hot lunch with care; now, I'm hungry.

this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2023
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