i'll tell you how to make a duck pay.. you kidnap his little duck wife, and send him an envelope with a feather or two.. those ducks learn how to pay real quick.. they're on the horn to Western Union lickety split.. they all got a little duck aunt in Des Moines..
I’m “down” to help. 🦆
yeah we'll get those filthy mallards
I've read your comment in Ma Beagle's voice
sweet.. i think i was imagining Fat Tony, but yours if funnier..
I drunkenly bought this book one night years ago. It was a surprise when I picked up from the post office, and I thought to myself, "Hey, a book on duck revenge!" I was sorely disappointed. Pretty sure it's still on my bookshelf.
Not a single chapter covering Scrooge McDuck's money bin, smh. The author is clearly either ignorant or not serious about duck revenge.
That's because it's geese and swans that are the war criminals. Ducks are little adorable, innocent, waddling, grape munchers.
innocent
Don't ask a mother duck how she got pregnant and this illusion will stay intact
...got any grapes?
I enjoy this interpretation
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Ducks are above the laws of gods. We have no recourse.
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