As someone whose bin receives unwanted poop, the issue is that it goes straight to the bottom of the bin and never leaves because they don't lift the cans up all the way. Then it gets smashed by my own trash, so now I have a permanently poopy-smelling trash bin that receives weekly deposits.

This is Deadpool wearing a Spider Man costume

I don't understand any of these analogies at all

The best comments are "why" comments, the runner up is "how" comments if high-level enough, and maybe just don't write "what" comments at all because everyone reading your code knows how to read code.

DRM = Direct Rendering Manager, in case anyone else was thinking Digital Rights Management...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Direct_Rendering_Manager

The third contender: the mighty embedded developer.

Why can't we see them?

They are embedded in the wall. 🥁

I propose a new, more threatening kind of control flow.

do {
  /* something */
} or else {
  /* you don't want to find out */
}

The renewed focus on reliability is motivated by emerging applications. Imagine a wireless factory robot in a situation where a worker suddenly steps in front of it and the robot needs to make an immediate decision.

This example is a real WTF. I really hope nobody is planning on building safety-critical real-time systems on top of WiFi!

Wow, this is a wake up call. I have been wasting my time on this .bashrc file.

Well, that's just like, your fact, man

You nailed it, he wants to create OS X.

Homie, that "guy" is also a woman