[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I think a lot of this joke refers to the Roman god Mars, and the Roman Goddess Venus, more than it does the planetary bodies. Roman and Greek mythology both have a lot of gender fuckery, so I think it’s pretty appropriate.

That bing AI thing says there’s somewhere around 65 to 70 named Roman deities, so I’m gonna make a call and say that there are probably 69 genders.

[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 112 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Tony scratched his neck, his high visibility vest making him itchy again. He took off his bright yellow hardhat, and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Now cradling his hardhat under one arm, and a clipboard in his hand, he sidled over to the rich prick. “Look, Enrique, I really need you to sign the…” He paused for a rattling rumble, as a dump truck disgorged another load of printer cartridges onto the front lawn. “…pink copy of the bill of lading. It confirms the delivery was made, and my drivers can get paid.”

Enrique sputtered, fuming. “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?“ He said, gesturing at the small hill nearly obscuring his mansion.

“Well…” Tony grunted. “ You better hope that some of these loads have magenta, otherwise these piles of cyan and yellow are totally useless.“

[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago

OK the memes were funny at first, but is it starting to feel a little astroturfy in here? Like, is her telling everyone they need to vote actually that scary for establishment politics?

The private plane thing is definitely hypocritical, but we’re singling her out from every single celebrity that also does that. Maybe I don’t follow her story close enough to know why, but it seems like the only thing that makes her different from the other celebrities is that she made conservatives mad about voting, and young people like her?

[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 47 points 7 months ago

I know y’all are joking, but seriously, what is going on here?

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Warship “wor ship” and worship “wur ship”.

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world to c/games@sh.itjust.works

I’m looking for a single player game, first person or third person, but something more action or role-play oriented. Not particularly a fan of turn based combat

Imagine the most trash isekai. There is an Adventure’s Guild that posts quests on a board. You fight monsters, level up, get new skills, some of which are some real OP shit. you spend that money so you can stay at an inn, recruit powerful people for your party, buy new equipment, etc.

I want to go on quest to fight bandits, pick herbs, fight a dragon. There’s gotta be a dungeon of some kind. A “defeat the demon lord“ quest is not a dealbreaker, but I kind of just want something I can play as an adventure for a while. I want it to be the most stereotypical “Adventurer Game” ever.

P.S.

I’d prefer to not reinstall Skyrim for the upteenth time.

[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago

What the fuck even is this timeline?

[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 100 points 9 months ago

This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.

[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Funny thing is that Sodom and Gomorrah had nothing to do with gay stuff.

Ezekial 16:49

Behold, this was the guilt of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy.

It was greed and inequality.

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Would Holy Water burn him?

[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

I get the feeling she was rejected for the same reason Samsung’s sam was cancelled.

Nintendo looked into the endless horny, and when that endless horny returned their gaze, Nintendo blinked.

[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

The verdict is in! Looks like we landed on “ Possibly criminally negligent”

“Last year, an external audit commissioned by Meta found that while the company was routinely using algorithmic censorship to delete Arabic posts, the company had no equivalent algorithm in place to detect “Hebrew hostile speech” like racist rhetoric and violent incitement. “

[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Art does not need to be good to be expressed.

I’m tempted to dive into my philosophic opinions on when art ceases to be, but they would be coming from some really unearned confidence.

[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago

Good art is free expression of diverse ideas. Conservatives prefer artistic expression to conform to their narrow sensibilities.

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