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[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 100 points 11 months ago

This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.

[-] Gabu@lemmy.ml 68 points 11 months ago

Seems like the perfect way to stage a polyamorous wedding.

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 62 points 11 months ago
[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

Honestly, though. Like that’s how I know I invited the right people to the event.

[-] zammy95@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Agreed that it's hilarious, but I'm pretty sure I've heard that if someone interrupts the portion, the officiater has to go through like.. a whole process legally because of it? I don't know if that matters realistically if he knows too and is cool though

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

one %99 percent of the attendants may not understand

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 56 points 11 months ago

Only do it if it's supposed to be part of the wedding. Otherwise, don't do it. It would be very disruptive and distracting and could make an otherwise beautiful moment very awkward. And it'd be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 58 points 11 months ago

And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

That's not a very convincing argument to not do that every week at a random wedding.

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

Originally, before I posted it, my comment had something like "inb4 someone says you're making it sound like a great idea".

I really should've kept that in there.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

Who lets randos into their wedding?

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Weddings have too much going on for anyone to keep track. It's not a concert. No one is checking for tickets. After the wedding, receptions have assigned seating. But by then, you'd be long gone and planning the next Tolkiened wedding.

[-] Gabu@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago

But I am Annatar, the Lord of Gifts!

[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Let's do some awkward wedding crashing, we'll be the life of the reception!

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Are you kidding? This is bestie energy

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago

I would have loved that at our wedding lol

[-] Aesculapius@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago

Especially if it's a cock ring

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 8 points 11 months ago

Best lemmy comment I've ever read

[-] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 11 months ago

What is this, a wedding with an orgy at the reception?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

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[-] match@pawb.social 18 points 11 months ago

And then the wedding party goes on a quest to destroy it during the reception, perfect

[-] arken@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

"dressed as Sauron" would also mean you would attract some attention before the ceremony, basically dressed as a giant burning vagina

[-] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Well now I wish I had thought of this for my wedding

[-] Harpsist@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Our friends wedding went exactly like this. As. It was a hobbit themed wedding.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 months ago

Nah better would be to yell at the best man to cast the ring into the fire!

[-] harry315@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

!lotrmemes@midwest.social would love that meme

[-] ShortN0te@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

I would be too afraid that some would take the cake knife and chops my hand off.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Your friends sound a little violent lol

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

A few too many commas in that line. Eh?

[-] CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I mean you could put dashes on either side of “all of them” potentially instead of commas, but commas also work, especially in more poetic prose. Where would you straight-up remove a comma from the line?

[-] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 1 points 11 months ago

No, that's normal. Might look strange for a native english speaker, but it definitely normal in othet languages.

[-] lewdian69@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Could use one more between "Sauron" and "and"

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

*Putting on a penis ring, too.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago
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