Just finished that about a month ago and it was excellent start to finish!

If the old owner of Payless Liquors was still alive, he’d probably give free booze to this bozo for stealing ballots

I’d hate to defend this chucklefuck, but Payless is the name for some Kroger grocery stores in Indiana.

Had a mocktail with chipotle raspberry syrup in it last weekend and it was actually super good

People go there to get down with the rock music.

Mix it in a jar of pickles. Let sit for 24 hours. Enjoy.

That’ll be four bucks baby

It’s from the movie Elf

I read the song at the end in the voice of Frank Reynolds

I overheard a budtender say that at my local dispensary too lol. Must be a marketing incentive.