Cool ghost aint gonna be happy if you don't entertain them.

(btw, having posession of one sheet doesn't give you the cool ghost, you'd need the actual book)

everyone, everywhere, all at once

Lol. Its just you.

(is that a reference to the movie?)

Kim Jong Un calls for democratic elections and forms a democratic government after opening the borders

He'd get couped by the generals and they'll instate someone else. You'd have to write the key generals too. You could run out of space to write real soon. And you'd have to hope their sucessors actually continue the trajectory after 23 days (since kim and the generals be dead)

The receipient's will see your real identity next to the message, but no one else (beside site admins of course) can see it. (If end to end encrypted, the site admins only see only the ciphertext, but with your real identity next to it.)

But does that really count tho? You dont own any death note, just have one sheet.

Bruh thats wayy too obvious. You're gonna cause martial law being declared world-wide, the problem wouldn't be solved.

Not the person you replied to, but:

My Options are:

1. Remain in US

2. Go back to China, an actual dictatorship. Hopefully Xi doesn't find all the anti-CCP stuff I said while in the US? China tends to label people who have moved oveeseas as "汉奸" (Han Traitor). I could potentially end up in prison. Also job market has like 10 times more people competing than the US. Also 户口 (Hukou) issues, my Hukou was in some rural village, very shitty place. If I go to a city (where the actual jobs are), I'm essentially treated as a foreigner in my own country. (Also, China revoked my Chinese citizenship already. So I'd technically be an actual foreigner lmao)

3. Become... stateless and get stuck in an airport?

judge bends over backwards to give him a most lenient sentence

That's because the judge doesn't really have any real power compared to a president-elect

Attempting to give a prison sentence would result in the judge dying of mysterious circumstances once Jan 20 comes.

Also, its gonna get overturned in higher courts, Supreme Court has the final say, and we all know how "fair" this court is..

Illegal, but I doubt they actually care unless you started play it in public. Its kinda like piracy in western countries, its not a priority.

Western satelites says hi.

(Also, pretty sure some nerd in Ukraine already downloaded all the maps from every map provider)

There is no ~~war~~ murder in ~~Ba Sing Se~~ El Salvador

Okay this is probably bad advice, feel free to ignore:

Why not pretend you are interested and pretend you want to meet up

Then get a bunch of trusted friends to go and "confont" this person (with baseball bats).

okay yea this could go very wrong, but it is an option

But real advice, carry pepper spray, and if you are in a country that permits firearms, get a gun to carry with you (if you are comfortable with handling firearms, that is).

As for the messages, you can block anything not in your contacts.

Filter messages from unknown senders

With iMessage, you can prevent unknown senders from texting you directly. Their messages are filtered to another folder, and you don’t get notified about them.

Go to Settings > Apps > Messages.

Scroll down to Message Filtering, then turn on Filter Unknown Senders.

If this setting is on and you’re missing a message, check to see if it was filtered to Unknown Senders. Tap Filters in the top-left corner of the conversation list, then tap Unknown Senders.

Note: You canʼt open any links sent by an unknown sender until you make them a known sender—by adding them to your contacts or replying to the message.

From Apple website: https://support.apple.com/guide/iphone/block-filter-and-report-messages-iph203ab0be4/ios

For phone calls (in case the person tries to call):

Send unknown and spam callers to voicemail

Go to Settings > Apps > Phone, then tap any of the following:

Silence Unknown Callers: You get notifications for calls from people in your contacts, recent outgoing calls, and Siri Suggestions.

Call Blocking & Identification: Turn on Silence Junk Callers (available with certain carriers) to silence calls identified by your carrier as potential spam or fraud.

From Apple website: https://support.apple.com/guide/iphone/block-or-avoid-unwanted-calls-iphe4b3f7823/ios