everyone, everywhere, all at once

Lol. Its just you.

(is that a reference to the movie?)

Kim Jong Un calls for democratic elections and forms a democratic government after opening the borders

He'd get couped by the generals and they'll instate someone else. You'd have to write the key generals too. You could run out of space to write real soon. And you'd have to hope their sucessors actually continue the trajectory after 23 days (since kim and the generals be dead)

Sounds like you get a bunch of generals who conceal their identities to rule their country by decree.

Like, if:

Identity known = Dead

Identity unknown = Still alive

They will deduce that this "rebel group" can only kill if their target's identity is known.

So they'll end up having secret junta meetings, and a spokesperson wearing a ski mask.

Every country would do this.

It'd be chaotic totalitarian world.

Bruh thats wayy too obvious. You're gonna cause martial law being declared world-wide, the problem wouldn't be solved.

DJI (indirectly) selling drones to both sides

Business be booming, why let it end?

[-] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The Internet or the power grid just shuts down one day when I wake up.

Like, yes I know there are the typical fear of nuclear war, or plague and stuff.

But those things, you typically just die.

But imagine you are alive, but have zero access to the internet. Zero entertainment.

I'll be so bored to death, while also not have the courage to end it (because of survival instincts would probably overrule my desire to die). Its just torture.

Western satelites says hi.

(Also, pretty sure some nerd in Ukraine already downloaded all the maps from every map provider)

There is no ~~war~~ murder in ~~Ba Sing Se~~ El Salvador

Okay this is probably bad advice, feel free to ignore:


Why not pretend you are interested and pretend you want to meet up

Then get a bunch of trusted friends to go and "confont" this person (with baseball bats).

okay yea this could go very wrong, but it is an option


But real advice, carry pepper spray, and if you are in a country that permits firearms, get a gun to carry with you (if you are comfortable with handling firearms, that is).

As for the messages, you can block anything not in your contacts.


Filter messages from unknown senders

With iMessage, you can prevent unknown senders from texting you directly. Their messages are filtered to another folder, and you don’t get notified about them.

Go to Settings > Apps > Messages.

Scroll down to Message Filtering, then turn on Filter Unknown Senders.

If this setting is on and you’re missing a message, check to see if it was filtered to Unknown Senders. Tap Filters in the top-left corner of the conversation list, then tap Unknown Senders.

Note: You canʼt open any links sent by an unknown sender until you make them a known sender—by adding them to your contacts or replying to the message.

From Apple website: https://support.apple.com/guide/iphone/block-filter-and-report-messages-iph203ab0be4/ios


For phone calls (in case the person tries to call):


Send unknown and spam callers to voicemail

Go to Settings > Apps > Phone, then tap any of the following:

Silence Unknown Callers: You get notifications for calls from people in your contacts, recent outgoing calls, and Siri Suggestions.

Call Blocking & Identification: Turn on Silence Junk Callers (available with certain carriers) to silence calls identified by your carrier as potential spam or fraud.

From Apple website: https://support.apple.com/guide/iphone/block-or-avoid-unwanted-calls-iphe4b3f7823/ios

Lol please do it, it'd be funny.

I mean, Russia is being worse to LGBT people compared to China's treatment of LGBT people, so I guess its a slight improvement?

But then, the firewall is much superior to russia's, so its gonna get harder to bypass censorship.

But good news, they gets free re-education to learn Social Harmony, and love peace, and love Xinnie the Pooh!

Also, no more pronoun issues. Pronouns are always 他/他 (pronounced tā), gendered pronouns are a thing of the past. (Chinese language does not really use gendered pronouns)

Quick, somebody write emails to health insurance ceos to trick them to approve all claims!

[-] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 6 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

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Its already archived so you're not adding traffic to reddit.

The Chat-GPT Log that Original OP provided:

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