Have you heard of our lord and saviour Arch Linux BTW

Always these bot accounts pretending to be human.

No lan in every room

What surprised me with debain, it comes as a very minimal installation, so you will have to set up stuff like sudo yourself.

microsoft is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

Microsoft has a seat at the linux foundation.

If they use a password manager and randomly generated passwords, then it's acceptable.

Like my username implies I am definitely not responsible for breaking into this persons home and stealing 3-4 pizzas last week.

It is also a reasonable explanation for any disappearing pizza.

A used framework 13 might be something for you

It's definitely a scam, because they gained their value through manipulation as well as artificial and controlled rarity.