Because there are a lot of people obsessed with other people's genitals who are currently unemployed. Find the job you love.

I'll allow it.

My cat's not very useful, but he's heckin' cute.

Why does Bill Burr care so much about Big Macs?

Citation needed.

I run NoScript, which blocks all JavaScript. I manually allow websites as I need it. It blocks all kinds of annoying nonsense while I browse.

Notepad++

Wait, who said we had one of the most complex and durable skeletal systems in nature?

I went looking and didn't see anything in my account either. Now does that mean they aren't doing it in Canada? Or are they not giving us a choice to opt out?

How did you get caught?

Relevant username.

"To prevent damage to the exterior, immediately remove corrosive substances (such as grease, oil, bird droppings, tree resin, dead insects, tar spots, road salt, industrial fallout, etc.),"

Not washing it could fuck it up. Got it.

"CAUTION Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage (for example, to the charge port or windshield wipers). Damage caused by car washes is not covered by the warranty."

Also washing it could fuck it up.