Best with a mean nickname...."vangoghismyboyfriend is a herbi-whore"

"What a great day for capitalism!"- Maurcus

It looks like Wilders is pushing his nose up with le pen.

Started growing mine during no-shave November 2019, and then we shut down for COVID. It was perfect timing.

I have a long beard. I would not be able to have a beard without using dandruff shampoo on it at least 3 times a week. I make sure to use beard oil right after to maintain moisture though.

I finally stopped peeing off the porch when I killed 2 rose bushes. Now I walk 2 steps off the porch and kill the grass

Aw shit..... My dude....he didn't stutter.....there are no good billionaires

I absolutely love the game. I'm going to watch this movie with very low expectations and I think I'll be happy.

You'll punch someone in the face if you have to poop? Sounds like an irritable bowel disorder

Wow, I like that better...I feel that's what the person really means most of the time

I don't think turkeys are supposed to eat grapes.

I just sent this to my mother-in-law AND father-in-law