Come on Desantis, no one’s voting for you. Stop being such a tryhard.

McCarthy’s just saying he’ll impeach to get $$$ out of the Trump voters. He knows it won’t pass congress.

It was about states’ rights…to slavery!

People who palm a glue stick when they need to prove that keys that are mostly made of brass and nickel will stick to them “like a magnet”.

They just don’t want to pay for 365.

My current phone still works.

If you get a Brother, it’s best to go with laser, as the toner will last ages. If you’re on a budget, the Brother inkejet I have gives zero shits what cartridges I put in there, as long as they’re the right shape. I usually have to clean the contacts on top of the cartridges before inserting like it’s an NES, though.

How is it cheaper to have these kids institutionalized? It’s like $9000/month for a room in a nursing home.

These guns apparently came from a buyback program. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/city-of-miami-to-send-guns-to-ukraine-city/2809291/

While this was a nice gesture, would 101 random weapons bought off equally random Florida Men all at least share the same ammo? A gun’s just an awkward club without proper ammo.

Mass transit barely exists in most of America.

Only 32?