I wouldn't suggest GIMP to anybody: Photopea. It is very similar to Photoshop and is a webapp.

Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two.

I‘ll wait.

Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two

I‘ll wait.

None that I tried.

Why is the Union flag upside down?

I'll certainly keep an eye out for them. Thanks.

Und zucker. mmmh, lecker!

This is how I do it. I plan checkout as I put stuff in the cart. Heavy/hard/non-crushables at the back, squashables at the front and delicates in the baby seat. Makes loading the conveyor belt a breeze.

but noone will come after you if you (as a common citizen) download pirated movies or software.

As an EU 'common' citizen in Germany, I can assure you that you most certainly will be gone after for downloading any and all copyrighted material.

A single episode of a TV series once cost me 1500€ when I forgot to activate my VPN.

Without those two I may have never gotten into english that well.

FTFY. Not a dig, just correcting your already very good English.

Noise concerns is a joke. I drive a truck in Germany. In many villages and some areas of towns/cities, trucks are to drive at 30 kph instead of 50 kph at night to reduce noise levels. The joke is, when I drive at 30, the truck is in a lower gear than at 50, making more noise, passing more slowly (noise duration longer) and putting out a higher volume of CO2 for the duration.

Cars with fart cans and motorbikes with their loud exhausts are way louder than my truck could ever be driving those roads - at any speed.