While getting aboard the world's slowest elevator, one that will take you 80+ floors above you, how do you react to smelling the nastiest fart possible as you cross the threshold?

Does it even matter?

No it doesn't.

You're on this elevator, and it won't stop until you're the reason it stinks so bad.

Rent is due in 31 days

Now playing the album Marquee Moon by Television

Based. Things can't stay like this forever.

Stay Strong Stranger.

Got em.

sad Russian assassin noises

Talks a big talk about helping Ukraine, but does this instead.

I believe you misunderstood why you were banned.

You were banned because of incivility and ableism. You were making derogatory comments about the mentally ill as though having a illness was a bad thing.

I can see why you were confused, as homophobia is also listed under rule 1.

The liberals are desperate to blame anything and everything they can to justify not changing a single damn thing about the democratic party.

Because they know the blue conservatives won't change. Their donors will not allow it.

"No, it's the voters who are wrong"

Great point.

"Doomers sure love doom scrolling"

does nothing about the amount of doom in the world

Don't blame the internet for the unjust hierarchy that permeates every facet of human civilization. It is a tool, nothing more.

Oh shit, dust exists.