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Hide ya girl (lemmy.world)
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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

My dude who cut your hair moses

[-] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

"Moses? I gochu, fam."

  • their barber, probably
[-] Furball@sh.itjust.works 69 points 4 days ago

Poor guy thinks he’s an airport

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

That's one landing strip I'm not excited to see

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Maybe he'll pull his pants down to even things out.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 days ago

Shaving a 🍆 in your hair to woo the girls.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago

…what does your penis look like, bro

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago

[-] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 days ago

Frayed and wrapped in cellophane???

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

It's a lesser known condition, peeing is really tough when the noodles get soggy.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Then you can tie it up into a farphallus!

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

Ladies, I am single and ready to shop for hats

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 3 days ago

Why not?

someone will have to take a hit for the team on the way to inventing new hair styles.

[-] parody@lemmings.world 8 points 3 days ago

Bro surprised to get more sympathy than if he shaved it all

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Abigail Thorn: "My man is an entirely new orthogonal kind of bald."

[-] taanegl@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

That's that nu nu neo-nazi.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

All this guy needs to pull ladies is some strong double-sided tape, and a cat.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 3 days ago

S E X Y !

this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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