Jesus fucking Christ

I promise to laugh at all your American jokes if you just promise not to vote for turnip round 2 in nov 🙏😭

Personally, I actually found it to have aged more like a fine Sauvignon Blanc - the subtle aroma to it, the nose, the fading, the recycled jpeg

Pretty sure Sadiq khan tried to pedestrianise Oxford street but the conservative local council were like no actually we quite like the most polluted street in Europe as is thanks a lot I prefer the palpable scent of particulate emissions and nitrous oxide, how else am I going to enjoy my boarded up empty shops? Tories man, you know what they’re like

That’s pretty shitty. I think count binface is a better name tho tbh.

Every time I see a headline about this clown I have to check to see if it’s the onion

Why would you develop this technology I simply don’t understand. All involved should be sent to jail. What the fuck.

Pump and dump bud

Bad news unfortunately, I’ve been too busy banging rocks together to know what docker is 🗿 :(

Man this is some trump tower level bullshit tbh

Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination

Sorry who is suing who now?