Can you imagine how good Smurfs must taste when Gargamel can't decide whether to eat them or turn them into gold? by cdf12345 in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

What is Gargamel ?

Bill Clinton is hospitalized for observation and testing after developing a fever by cdf12345 in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 62 points 3 days ago

Here’s the fun part. Clinton is 78. He’s been out of office for 24 years. Can you imagine him running and winning today?

WHY THE FUCK ARE 78 YEAR OLD MEN WINNING THE WHITE HOUSE?

As clock ticks down, Biden abandons student loan relief proposals he lauded by cdf12345 in c/usa@lemmy.ml

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee -5 points 6 days ago

Look at the Supreme Court for knocking down every attempt

How do you be aware of major issues in the world and locally without becoming deeply depressed and cynical? by cdf12345 in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Unpaywalled

https://archive.ph/7YtFu

How do you be aware of major issues in the world and locally without becoming deeply depressed and cynical? by cdf12345 in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 14 points 6 days ago

It’s both.

Hospitals gave patients meds during childbirth, then reported them for illicit drug use by cdf12345 in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 154 points 2 weeks ago

Because in red states, cruelty is the point.

Elon Musk's Appearance at Donald Trump Rally Mocked: 'Cringing' by cdf12345 in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 97 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“jump”

whenhesaysjump

I have no idea how to react to this. by cdf12345 in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 166 points 3 months ago

The guy just likes flags

Kamala Harris Taunts ‘Chicken Man’ Trump After He Dodges Another Debate by cdf12345 in c/politics@lemmy.world

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 100 points 3 months ago

I CANT FUCKING WAIT.

This is the payoff after slogging through 9 seasons of this shit.

Disney wants wrongful death of LI doctor lawsuit tossed over Disney+ streaming terms by cdf12345 in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 200 points 4 months ago

Arbitration clauses need to be deemed illegal.

Especially ones that are mandatory for employment

People left seriously creeped out after woman shares how to find out everything Google knows about you by cdf12345 in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 107 points 8 months ago

Thanks past me!

People using 'less' when they should be using 'fewer' by cdf12345 in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 97 points 10 months ago

I couldn’t care fewer.

cdf12345

joined 1 year ago