Yeah customer appreciation day sounds stupid, not one retail worker appreciates customers.

Birth of a chimney

If you tell me I will use them, I'm not a mind reader, I'm a dumbass with an internet connection.

That's why I just stick with they/them, anyone who gets annoyed about me using that isn't worth the energy, it's an anonymous message board, I don't know you, that's my purse!

You are supposed to do deep research on the person you're commenting to....

I barely even read usernames, plus Voyager App doesn't show profile bios, so even if I wanted to check their profile I can't and I'm sure as fuck not using the mobile website to get the information.

Damn woke-bigots are destroying the world!

*Rocket Racoon AI voice over old Minecraft footage*

I dont like shorts

bad attention span

like no tik tok.

Because someone conviced people that giving money as a present is a no no, but a "gift card" isn't, I'd rather you give me $20 cash over a $30 gift card for one specific set of stores that you'd never goto.

It'll still be a tiny burger tho.

Yeah but it's a tiny burger tho.

So, if shrek got toned, he would be peak masculinity?