[-] dumbass@leminal.space 33 points 3 weeks ago

I love how he looks like 2 different types of douchebags when he takes his hat off!

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fuuuuuck thaaaaat, I've been stung by a few wasps, but not all at once, the most at once was about 3 times, all on my dumb bald head, but that was just was one asshole who got pissy that I went into my shed.

One time I was trying to knock a nest down during the day like the dumbass I am, about 30 reeeeeeaaaallly angry wasps came staunching out after me, I barely made it inside.. Those little fucks sat there at my door flying around in a circles and randomly dive bombing my fly screen door every time they saw me, for 8 hours... I was a hostage in my own house, they were out to kill me that day.

Fuck you wasps! I hope you go extinct you useless excuse of an insect!

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 32 points 2 months ago
[-] dumbass@leminal.space 32 points 2 months ago

What the fuck is a grok?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 30 points 2 months ago

Translation: Biden is utterly controlled by those dirty little working class people and would rather they have benefits and a safe work place over me and my rich friends making more money.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Making sure your fruit and veg is washed, half the time we've dropped it on the dirty floor and just do a quick dust off.

If you're not fully washing your fresh produce when you get home, do it from now on, people are fucking disgusting and will sneeze in their hands meer seconds before picking up, handling and then putting back the stuff on the shelf, contaminating the rest.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 29 points 4 months ago

Awesome, I was looking for something to wind down with after today's shitty ass day at work.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 32 points 4 months ago

Every so often I think about that dude, sometimes ibfeel bad for him, other times in think its hilarious.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 29 points 5 months ago

Yeah but specifically based off the guy who made the cut scenes for wow, he helped south park with the wow episode and they loved him so much thy made that character based off of him, he's the og wow nerd.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 30 points 5 months ago

That's a soft take...

*clears throat*

macaroni and cheese utterly disgusting, nothing about it is appetising, the consistency of it is remarkably similar to the consistency of sewage, it smells like concentrated foot sweat and I dont know how it takes an amazing tasting product like cheese and turns it into the this horrifically vile tasting slop, but that right there is proof of Satan's existence.

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