Take your phone out, look at it, get a slightly concerned look on your face that quickly turns to fear, run out the room yelling "No No No NO No No No No No they're not meant to be here this soon", destroy your phone and start a fresh new life.

Hates even too soft of a word, there's not a single word in any language that describes the feeling this image invokes.

I'm going to believe that the thumbnail is the detective that solved the case.

You know how you make me watch your show? Put Walton Goggins in it!

Well I sure as fuck know what I'm doing as soon as I get home from work today!

Edit: well that was totally worth it, Conan went full Conan on Sean, best episode ever!

My mate sent me a link to a twitter post that had the x.com link and for a moment I legit thought he sent me a porn link by accident.

With permission this time tho, right?

Pro Tip: when someone asks you an open question like this, always reply with "why's that?" It forces them to either tell you what they want or bail on it, either way you get time to come up with something to get out of it.

Ding fries are done!

Wow

Stfu! Don't give them ideas!