I’ve never felt like more of a pillow princess until reading that last sentence. Here I am waiting to be entertained while people like you actually take action. Good on ya.

Now back to my previously scheduled lurk…

TWO tortillas!? In one burrito!??! This is forward thinking…

As a native Chicagoan, do yourselves the favor of having tavern pizza instead of deep dish/stuffed pizza. Tavern pies are the real Chicago pizzas. Personally Beggars is my go-to.

And if you really must have this nasty slop of a pizza, try Pequods.

For me, I tend to overstuff my burrito innards. As a result, I’m not able to fold in the ends over the heaping pile of innards so this tape would actually help me get that coveted wrap action without making me address my lack of self control.

This version gives me Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark with the OG illustrations that were deemed “too scary” for children

Seriously though! This mofo is so active that when I first joined Lemmy, I thought The_Picard_Maneuver was a whole ass instance, not a user hahaha And the contributions are largely 🤌🏼

I’m not your pal, friend!

I also don’t qualify, and I’m saddled with $60k of student debt for the foreseeable future with very little idea of how to ever change that depressing fact, but sure, congrats to those who do qualify! Sucks to suck for us, eh

👉🏼👉🏼

I feel like a matchmaker of memes

Okay. Maybe even dumb it down a little more? Just in case someone out there still doesn’t get it. Not me, I get it. Just someone else might not, and what about them you know?!

I agree with the other person, it doesn’t sound like you did anything wrong. It’s incredibly difficult to gauge what’s worthy of going to the doctor about for your own ass, let alone for a little fluff ball who cannot tell you what’s happening to them. You did alright OP, don’t you dare think otherwise. Take care of your boy, and you.