I've been reflecting and I've decided that I'm just gonna say less at work in fear of being accused of mansplaining. And I'm not even a man. I just sometimes really like to say stuff.

Someone should print that on a tshirt and put it in a souvenir shop. I'm also surprised license plates haven't changed to "victoria - the coffee capital" I'm fine with instant when real coffee isn't available.

Friday night in the CBD is a colourful scene.

It's okay guys. The prawns were NOT on the counter. They were defrosting in the fridge. The years are getting to me and I can't remember shit and now I can't find my glasses. God save me.

I'm naive AF and I probably treat people with too much trust but I've recently seen some pretty ugly stuff at work. People who are nice to your face but will throw you under the bus as soon as you turn your back because you mean nothing to them. It's disgusting and I'm losing faith in humanity.

I can't imagine going back to that shit again. I've always envied people who can just do work at odd hours, sleep at the drop of a hat, and not have a routine.

Yeah lol used to have calls and presentations at like 10:30pm a couple of workplaces ago it was cray. Nowadays I stare people down if they set 9am or 4:30pm meetings

5pm is log off and nap time.

Omg are you me? This totally happens to me way too often it's so annoying. I also get this dip at about 9pm then I'm like nah I can't sleep now...then when it's actually bedtime I'm staring into the darkness in bed.

It's completely related. I blame it on winter but don't worry - it looks like we're gonna have a dry and hot summer, where all the chocolate on this island will be melted so you good.

Did you know that there's nearly 40g of sugar in 100g of sticky date pudding? You're welcome.

I guess Christmas in July is a real thing. At least KFC thinks so and says we should all be wearing ugly Christmas jumpers, putting up Christmas trees, ordering chicken buckets, and having the time of our lives with friends at a party.