We’re truly in a dystopian future when big tech nerds are doing mafia hits. Reminds me of that guy in Better Call Saul that hired Mike as a bodyguard.

Wait…what?!

The most cost-effective way will always be a pair of glasses.

I’m too poor and cowardly to have a laser fix my eyes.

I also noticed redoing a search sometimes yields different results despite using the exact same keywords.

Countries with mutual treaties are going to get attacked. China would definitely take Taiwan and maybe the Philippines.

Proud to be part of that 47%

I can’t believe this wasn’t an Onion piece. Lol.

"What do you mean you're happy with getting socks for Christmas?!"

Cloned him by using his Mojo.

That or the magic of scene blocking and editing.

Maybe the reason we haven’t found extraterrestrial life is because they, too, as a civilization have failed to stop itself from self-destruction.

Perhaps this is the bitter and paradoxical nature of life. The struggle to exist but is doomed to go extinct.

The premise of time travel movies is a person being able to be present at a different time to their original timeline. So I guess you could say a Groundhog Day type of movie is a subgenre of the time travel genre.

Is the free tier truly free? The saying, “if a product is free, you are the product” comes to mind.