Russ & daughters is so good. I wish I had that bagel right now!

Hello, customer support?...Yes, air strike on my location, thank you

Yea that's why metal fuckin rules. We got the ugliest guys ever altogether in one room and said "what you got?" and they became legends

And for anyone that might say that doesn't happen anymore, I ask: how many open mic nights or $20 shows have you been to lately? The scene is doing great in my area, but it doesn't happen by magic. Ya gotta support it, spread the word, bring your friends.

So all former presidents are now campaigning for Harris?

So, who's the donor friend who owns flag manufacturing facilities?

Reject whale, join the kubernetes cluster.

We have fully automated gay space crashloopbackoff!

So tinfoil hats are pushed by the mind-controllers, and those that are persuaded by this weak signal start wearing them to receive the signal more strongly and be mind-controlled more thoroughly

Try the following for groups:

Hey folks, how's it going?

Listen up assholes!

Greetings, gumshoes

Oh that got this all wrong, oreos are satanic!

Consider "not celebrating" instead of "banning" and maybe you'll be less of a fascist. Maybe.

Ah shit, here we go again

Well this is terrible news