Your kind are delicious though

Scientist Salarian parodies

Lol

That's crazy, how did my duffel bag full of cash get on that plane?

Free as in free speech, not as in free beer

If he was I am guilty of so many crimes

The astronomical unit AU is commonly used for things in the solar system. 1 AU is roughly the average distance to the sun, about 150 000 000 km

OMG my blackberry bushes... those poor drunk idiots...

I had a dog that loved beer but he was a nasty drunk. He would knock beers over to lap them up, then start growling and barking for more. Then he'd puke, eat the puke, and pass out.

I can only hear that in Cartman's voice.

Yeah, it's literally a hat on some dude's head, they couldn't even make a real monorail

Also cocks. And chicks with cocks.

What do you call four billionaires at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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