What's the worst case of bootlicking you've ever seen? (lemmy.world)

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[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 27 points 7 months ago

There was this one time. I saw a guy. He picked up a boot, and licked it.

“Woah.” I said to myself.

“That,” I went on, in my interior voice, “is an egregious example of boot-licking.”

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[-] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Your story moved me and touched me. I shed a tear, just like every person in a story that Donald Trump tells, that's how much you touched me. You are an inspiration to us all!

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago

Where did I touch you? Can you prove it court? Otherwise I’m going to have to sue you for defamation for $100.

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 months ago

Hey everybody!

How, are, you, doing?

This is you boii Stoy comming at you from the comments, and it is time for another reaction comment!

🤪

This time we have Tristaniopsis in a Lemmy thread about bootlicking, I have never heard about bootlicking before, so this will be a freash reaction!

Now everybody, please remember to hit that save link on this comment, and lets go!

There was this one time.

🤨

I saw a guy.

😲

He picked up a boot, and licked it.

😱

"Woah" I said to myself.

😬

"That" I went on, in my interior voice, "is an egregious example of boot-licking."

😆

That's it.That's my story.Subscribe and hit the 'like' button.

Well that was really a reaction! Thank you so much for reading and I'll see you next time!

this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024

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