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Anyways, what are y'all having for dinner tonight?
Is it time to update the phrase to "If you see someone gun down a CEO, no you didn't!"?
What’s better than a dead CEO?
Two.
What do you call one dead CEO?
A good start.
What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a CEO?
The bucket
Even a broken Glock was right twice that day.
...Hundred. *You forgot the last part.
Thousand, even.
Two thousand sixty six. Well, two thousand sixty five now.
Yesh
Eat the rich?
There is no such thing as ethical consumption under capital ... I stand corrected.
I say "OM!" you say "NOM! NOM! NOM!"
OM!
AUGUSTUS GLOOP, COME ON DOWN - YOU'RE THE NEXT LUCKY CONTESTANT
Crab Rangoon
Probably pan-fried fish - I always put out an extra placemat in case I have a visitor I'll be unable to recall any details about in the morning though.
Awhhh that sounds awesome. I should have thawed the salmon. Probably just some box potstickers and rice, maybe some edamame if I feel like getting the steamer out.
Went out for lunch and ordered WAY too much (I ordered the lunch special which I thought came with one entree, but instead got a lunch special AND an entree) so I'm skipping dinner today.
But lunch was a full serving of goat korma, plus small portions of dal, rice, tandoori chicken, some curry I don't remember, a samosa, rice, and naan. Ate till I was full and took home lots of leftovers.
Coincidentally, that will also be tomorrow's lunch ben😅
Was thinking air fred chicken wings and homade spicy fries
I also choose this guy’s dinner
I don't recall.
I ordered a pizza
A bowl of farina, microwaved
Idk. It's almost 8, I'm only a little hungry.
Maybe some beans
I’m pondering some sort of soup, but I’m not sure. Black bean seems sweet.
I've been going vegetarian more lately, and looking for hardy meat substitutes. Yesterday I found a lentil sloppy joe sandwich I wanna try.
Chicken and Brussel sprouts. Doesn't sound fancy but it's hot fire and I look forward to it.
Got any plans this weekend?
I went and got fried chicken... it was not good. Cold fries and lots of gristle.
I had T-Bell
Beef & gravy rolls