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Fruits that fall off the tree ferment and make alcohol. Monkeys, apes, and other animals eat them for the alcoholic effect.
God didn't make those. Wait. Shit.
They were manufactured by fallen fruit.
So perfect.
Yeast is the Devil confirmed.
Bread is the devil’s food
I thought that was a kind of cake.
Birds get drunk off fermented berries. And it's the funniest shit you will ever watch. Well...until you find out that drunk birds crash into windows a lot.
This is the main reason birds have a hard time getting a driver's license
It's maybe a reason, but I'm sure there are bigger issues considering how much drunk drivers WITH a license there are
Also, many species of birds don't live to be 16 (some do, though, but those ones also rarely drive.)
Bees also get drunk off fermented fruit, and they are mean ass drunks. Source: I grew up on an apple farm.
Mmmmm hmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM3x9G7eTQ
OMG my blackberry bushes... those poor drunk idiots...
So that's why they crash into windows...
If anything, God made alcohol incredibly prevalent and easy to discover and produce
The apple Eve bit into was fermented for sure
Can you make alcohol out of figs?
You can basically make alcohol out of anything with sugar and the right yeast.
Actually Fig and/or Plum wine is pretty good.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fermentation
Hell, you can even alcohol with your butt.
Don't forget vagina yoghurt
Also, vagina beer. And vagina bread. Still wanna try some of that
Apples naturally contain yeast, they'll literally turn to alcohol on their own if you give them time.
It makes sense if you believe in science and stuff, but if you were a true Christian you would know that holly sweet Jesus of America turned water into wine, which has nothing to do with alcohol. It is His sacred blood that for some reason also tastes like old grape juice. Don’t judge me and make your own research.
Thoughts and prayers, libtard!
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And that’s not even to mention all the psychoactive plants out there. The Earth makes many a mind-altering substance without the help of man.