Dude brings his laptop to bars to sit on it? Poor guy! Has he ever tried the bar’s stools/chairs?

With… cheese?

Doubleponder.

A: a spy satellite monitors them for me, then sends me a text (with optional pic attached) summarizing what they’re doing.

2: I don’t use binoculars.

Saw it coming a mile away.

Can’t spell “conservative” without “con”.

He should lead them and himself to a short drop with a sudden stop.

Is that Gates McFadden in the last one lol

Nope.

https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-56346001

https://www.nasa.gov/history/the-real-story-of-the-skylab-4-strike-in-space/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylab_4?wprov=sfti1#Mission_highlights

https://www.astronomy.com/space-exploration/was-there-really-a-mutiny-aboard-the-skylab-space-station/

https://admin.cracked.com/article_31928_the-media-jumped-on-a-fake-story-about-astronauts-going-on-strike.html

“The American school system is failing you.”

“I was homeschooled dimwit.”

“Literally proving my point.”

“(rage)”

The guy who couldn’t run a livestream on Twitter last night wants to put computer chips in your brain.

Conservatives are a blight on humanity.