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[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 22 hours ago

See also: The Sims

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

This had to be done, huh? Lol

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Rule of Acquisition #9: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

[-] don@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Is that Gates McFadden in the last one lol

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

I’d definitely buy that candle if they sold them at Cost Plus or Bed Bath and Beyond.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Daniella Fetish sounds more like a name kink than a pen name.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

So uhh, how do you know about these?

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I, uh... I made these.

Finding the original book covers will serve as a questionable Google search in my impending subpoena(s).

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago

I believe the poet Roy Parker Jr said it best, "Bustin' makes me feel good."

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

And if you've got ghosts--freaky ghosts--he wants you to call.

[-] TychoQuad@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

A lot of star trek episodes are on the left, but there’s one episode of TNG which is clearly on the right.

A Voyager two-parter also IIRC

[-] TychoQuad@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

???

I couldn’t think of any paranormal Voyager 2 parters. There were 2 that had a romance subplot, (Unimatrix Zero and Workforce) but I wouldn’t consider either of those paranormal episodes.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

This is how far the republican / conservative agenda will go .... they want to ban sex in this life ... because they'll know we'll go hog wild in the afterlife

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

[Beverly Crusher intensifies]

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 day ago

"Let me just light my paranormal romance lantern"

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

I love this ghost just like my grandmother before me, and her grandmother before her, and her grandmother before her, and her grandmother before her...

[-] fushuan@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

Oh boy, it's not about ghosts, it's about werewolves aka furry porn.

[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

pair o' not-normals.

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

Ghost fucker all the way baybee!!!!!

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

He's kind of a big deal there (one of the mods).

[-] CityPop@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

My daddy was a pervert and I'm a pervert’s son

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago

Ghosts aren't my thing, but I don't judge.

Unless they're Confederate Civil War ghosts, then I'm going to judge.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

What if you, also, are a ghost?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 day ago

I'd sneak into the movies without paying!

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Sure, but would you sneak into a car?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 day ago

I'd have to think about that one 🤔

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

While you pontificate, perhaps you could enjoy this classic "IT Crowd" clip.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Oh no. It's a whole genre?!

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I'm over in the science section across the store.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

dont believe in them to start with although some spiritedness in partners might be nice once in a while

As a strict monogamist, the only paranormal sex I'm interested in is if my SO turns.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Isn't this viewpoint why "until death do us part" is a thing?

I'm cool with my SO not parting after death, provided we can still get the romance on.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I typed a long message, then asked my wife what she thought about the concepts raised.

She informed me that you might be metaphorically pulling my chain.

If you are, well done! I was fooled. Though tricking someone as socially oblivious as I isn't that much of an achievement, I still appreciate the joke.

If you are not, I am happy to discuss the philosophies of committed relationships, but my (very inexpert) main points would be:

  • one should honor all commitments
  • commitments can be ethically renegotiated with the informed consent of all involved parties
  • at the end of the commitment (ie, death in this case), termination or renegotiation is also fair (even if the same commitment is the end result)

edit: corrected an individual word.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

I was joking.

That said, I also have a religious belief in life after death, and that includes marriage, though I also believe we need to choose each other again in the next life. I didn't really want to get into that in a random funny post, but there you go.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

My sincere apologies to you for creating a situation that might have pressured you into sharing something private or that the context made you uncomfortable sharing. I thought people might be amused by me being informed that you were joking, but I did not mean to discomfit you.

Thank you for responding. If you would like to continue the previous conversation in private, please feel free to message me; and if not, please know I leave this thread with no negative feelings toward you.

edit: Added a word that hopefully made it seem less like I was blaming the other commenter.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Why not both?

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