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I want big boob earth, can we do that instead? Ain’t nobody want no flat earth.
Hey don't kink shame.
Flat is justice!
Seasons are when God flips it to cook the other side
Climate change is when God said fuck it let's just boil the mf
It all make sense now
The Oscar Meyer projection
Alaska is an erogenous zone now.
pfft whaddya mean "now"
Nonsense. It's all a hoax by Big Weiner! Don't let them cram it down your throat.
I like to get on the flat earther side and then make ludicrous claims of proof, just to get both sides of the argument to say WTF.
Like: "Yeah, obviously the earth is flat like a coin. Otherwise we wouldn't have gravity. The coin is spinning so fast that it creates a force that forces everything to the surface. Otherwise all the water would fall off the sides"
So do you think earth will land on heads or tails?
Suppose you throw a coin enough times. Suppose one day it lands on its edge.
That explains why Australia is upside down, which the normal flat earth model fails to do. I like it!
topologically, you’re right
Topologically my socks don't have a hole in. Stop doing topology, they have played us for absolute fools
Dont do topoligy
Years and years of topology done yet no real purpose found
I know it's just the meme, but topology actually pops up in robotics. The topology of the configuration space, i.e. what values the variables you can control, like arm angles, linear positions, etc., can actually be used to determine if a certain type of movement is feasible. For example, if your robot's configuration space has the shape of a torus, you can't send the robot "into" the torus's "donut hole". Physically, this means that to get from one configuration to another, you might have to take some indirect path because the straight path (in configuration space) isn't physically feasible.
and extradimensional physics, for making normal shit turn out really fuckin weird
Yeah there's a fucking ton of applications in physics as well but then again physics has ghost particle fields and a single observation can make a wave function the size of the universe collapse to an infinitesimal point. So stop doing physics as well
Very cool
All that is true and good, but I still feel like topology is one of the least practical fields. Apart from the mechatronics stuff and maybe topological insulators, it's mostly just nerds masturbating. And I like it, too! But yeah, it's not that practical (it doesn't need to be either)
Need a bun moon and a mustard nebula to collide with.
dill pickle spear, chopped onions, fresh tomato, mustard and that's Earth Chicago style
I'm waiting for donut earth
Still waiting on that proof that hotdog earth is somehow fake news. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
What is NASA hiding from us?
The world is a vampire.
Not hotdog
Looks moldy
I had a good chuckle at this.
it's your combination dyson sphere/rotisserie spit. Exposes the surface of your planet evenly to the sun! ... in case that was't happening already, before.
Personally waiting for nut earth
Dildo earth
This guy clearly hasn't heard of donut earth theory. I bet he thinks Australia is real too!
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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