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[-] Savaran@lemmy.world 86 points 11 months ago

50s. Getting back to one’s 30s you’re still old enough for people to take you seriously, but the creaking bones and exhaustion hasn’t really started creeping in yet.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 69 points 11 months ago

the creaking bones and exhaustion hasn’t really started creeping in yet.

Uhhh about that

[-] Savaran@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Well, just saying, what creaking bones I had in my 30s don’t even rate in comparison now

[-] SteefLem@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Wife and i were talking about that yesterday. I turned 50 last year and its like my body just decided that everything should brake down all at once.

[-] AZERTY@feddit.nl 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I said the same thing once I hit 30... I threw my back out once when I sneezed and was like whelp I'm basically almost dead now

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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Start doing morning stretches, drink more water, and avoid caffeine after 5pm

[-] PhiAU@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

"Avoid caffeine after 5pm"

Laughs in ADHD

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[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Ugh I turn 30 today, I've had a bum knee for like 15 years and now the arthritis is starting in my thumbs 🙄

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[-] athos77@kbin.social 70 points 11 months ago

I don't take it. I give it to my cat, who died one day after her twentieth birthday.

[-] the_q@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

This is the right answer.

[-] neuroneiro@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago
[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago
[-] neuroneiro@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Pass me my towel.

[-] Nemo@midwest.social 42 points 11 months ago

No earlier than 45. Otherwise you're headed back into territory where your body and brain are still developing – fuck with that and you might not feel right in your own body.

[-] otp@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago

Yeah, it's gotta be in the late 40's.

By then, you've got all the aches and pains, and you'll know better to take care of things like your posture! Lol

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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

I'm 42. Does everyone get a pill? My wife? My kids? My parents?

Jumping back 20 years puts me out of sync with everyone I care about. I'm not sure I'd even want it.

[-] Bakachu@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

That's a good point. You kinda lose your kids once you take the pill. On the flip side though, who's putting who in the nursing home now?

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[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

I’m tempted to say 40, so I can relive the most physically fit part of my life, but maybe I should wait until I’m really old. Not sure

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Yeah stick with 40. What are you gonna do, be like "yeah it feels great being only 50 years again! Glad I passed up having a second twenties." If you heard someone say that you'd think they were insane.

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

True, but I was a doofus in my twenties. I suppose it depends if we get to keep our collected wisdom/lack of fucks or not

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

If I can't keep my thoughts and memories, it's not the pill for me

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[-] BeautifulMind@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

I'd take it today. I'm in my 50s, I'm an endurance athlete (I race bikes) and the calculus looks like: if I wait 20 years I get to experience body-age 50-70 twice, but if I take it now I experience 30-50 twice. Living my prime twice is better than enduring my decline twice, thanks

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[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'd take it right now.

I'm not married, not dating, and have no kids.

Getting 20 years back means I can correct a lot of mistakes and I'll have way more energy and focus to be the me I want to be. My 20s were so stressful I started getting white hair.

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 18 points 11 months ago

Let's say hypothetically this repairs organ damage.

I have 2 choices. I can save the pill for when I or a loved on is in serious danger of death or I can do a shit ton of LSD, like an absurd amount of LSD, enough to actually break me and then reset.

It's a tough choice /s

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[-] SuiXi3D@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

Assuming this is a tablet, I chop it in half and my wife and I both enjoy being in our twenties again.

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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

A lot of variables in the magic to consider, but if you retain your knowledge, than 35 back to 15. You've essentially matured as far as you will at that point, started a family or married if you will do so, found stabilization in your career or at least moved far down that path, you hit the major milestones.

So back to 15 and then you live out the bulk of your high school with knowledge to help you actually enjoy learning, slow pace of high school, form lasting lifelong friendships, properly pursue education beyond high school, then live your 20s with a full appreciation for what they are, start saving money the right way, date the right way and invest in all of the tech companies before they get big so that you're obscenely wealthy through your late 20s and beyond.

Use the money to line a small island completely with underground dynamite charges. Invite trump, tell him you're offering him an unlimited budget to make the island into the first trump island and resort, hand him a golden shovel and say, "I'm going to get in this helicopter to get higher up to take a nice cinematic shot of you breaking ground for the press release" when you're out of the blast radius, press the button. You've done one of the greater services to humanity by any living human in history. Enjoy your earned retirement.

[-] jwing@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

For your first 20-40 trip, you could stay childless and live it up, see the world.

Then, on your second 20-40 trip, you could have kids while still physically fit and able to keep up with them and have fun.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 11 months ago

The problem with that is that (now that I'm in my 40s) I don't like to be around kids for long periods of time, and have come to see anyone under ~25 as a kid. Would I be able to stand being around myself (or my new peers)?

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[-] conciselyverbose@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

Like, if I go from 35 to 15 do I go back to school, clear student loan debts, etc?

Because redoing the lead up and college with the maturity to actually try would probably be good.

[-] eightpix@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Key question here. I'd take it at 37 and go back to being 17 with the skills, knowledge, and experiences and most importantly income of my 37 year-old self. But, I'd pass myself off as 18. Unless, of course, it's not a secret. In which case the strategy totally changes.

If it's known and knowable that I took this drug, then I'd take it at 55 and de-age to 35. Then, when my kids are in their teens and tweens, I'll have the energy for their B.S. Also, when I retire at 95 (b/c seriously, retirement wont be a thing for me), I'll only be 75 and I'll still be able to fight off some of the horde of lawyer-bots, advertisclones, and chain letters that are coming after my pension.

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[-] Geek_King@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

I'm 42, I was fat in my 20s and didn't lose 100 pounds and get in shape until 31. I'd gladly take that pill right this instant, make a lot of different choices, lose my weight and get in shape at a younger age too. I would have a very different life I bet.

But alas, your theoretical pill just taunts "Now Me"!

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

The day your health becomes a problem requiring more than regular effort to maintain.

That’ll rewind the clock to a lot of good years that maybe you can push back the decline a little further. Your clock will run out eventually, it’s inevitable. You just want to maximize the good years, not just youth or keeping yourself from death.

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[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Probably 65, as 45 was my vampire age, and I have enjoyed the time since that age. I am not sure I'd like to go back to fertility though. Think about it, say you take it at 40, menarche around 15 and menopause around 55, that's periods for 60 years instead of 40 years, and twenty extra years you might get pregnant.

I've had some time to think on this, I still say probably 65. I waffled for awhile because I would like to have the build I had before the last 2 children, but keep the kids, the ten pound wonder blew out my abs and skin which happily bounced completely back several times did not make a complete recovery with the last. But the 3 additional years I spent nursing them provides additional protection vs. breast cancer, don't think I'd want to give up their half of that. And I have literally felt better and healthier in the years after 40, so rather have more of those.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

40, I want to go back to when my body was in great condition. At 20, I didn't feel any of the aches and pains I had in my early 30s. It would give me 10 years to do a better job taking care of it and hopefully avoid the current state it's in now.

[-] solrize@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I don't understand the premise. Do I keep my older memories and experience? So if I take it at age 21, I become a 1yo with the knowledge of a college student? Do I also get to repeat having the memory and learning speed that little kids have? It might be worth considering.

[-] HurlingDurling@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Now, because I miss being in my 20s and not feeling weak or easy to injure

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[-] solitaire@infosec.pub 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Going with the just de-age interpretation and not time travel, it has to be late enough I could still pass for an adult but I'd want it before any of my chronic health conditions emerge so I can mitigate them. I don't want to look younger, I just want the health benefits.

I can't go back to being a kid because where the hell would new identity documents come from? I still have to be able to live my current life more or less. I suppose 35 is the absolute minimum for me to take it, at 15 I wasn't getting carded buying alcohol. I reckon at that age with the right presentation I could pass for 20 at least, and a 35 year old seeming that young isn't completely unheard of.

I can't go too much older because issues start compounding in my 20s. I'd love to have picked a post development age - aside from my health, I didn't really get comfortable in my own skin until then - but it'd be too late. Maybe 40 so the worst of puberty is over, but that's probably my limit.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

So I take this pill, and I become physically younger. I don't move back in time, I'm still legally a 36 year old, but I look and feel like I'm 16.

It depends on how this works. Is the pill a magic spell where there's a poof and I'm in my previous body as it was 20 years ago, or is it just "damage and wear and tear are undone?" Because I've had a few surgeries I don't want to redo in the last 20 years; I don't want my wisdom teeth or appendix back. I've had a dental implant since then, does that reverse itself...is a bicuspid going to try to grow out of my skull through the titanium socket bone grafted into my face?

For practicality's sake I think no earlier than 43, simply because...at that point your younger self is a fully developed adult; if someone cards you and says "You're telling me you're 43 years old?" You can say "Yeah I've had some work done."

Much younger than 40 years old and you have to repeat portions of adolescence and/or childhood, which would be inconvenient at best.

[-] Silentiea@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Counterpoint: I didn't discover I was trans until after the wrong puberty made being trans a lot harder. Going back to before that would let me right a pretty grand sense of wrongness.

[-] forty2@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I turned 44 just the other day; honestly, without a doubt I'd have taken the pill the day before my 21st birthday. One big do-over and minimal responsibilities to manage after the de-aging.

  • ✔️ Someone taking care of me 24/7 for a period measured in years?
  • ✔️ School? What a joke. Ace everything, be a social and intellectual prodigy?
  • ✔️ No bills, no responsibilities?
  • ✔️ Boundless energy and Wolverine-like healing?
  • ✔️ One set of friends in their 40s with life and professional advice/connections for you as you turn 21; and another set of friends your own age bursting with enthusiasm, ideas, and a gleam in their eye?

Like, I'm not seeing a downside to this over here...

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[-] squid_slime@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I'd take it at 25, breeze through school while amassing knowledge in my fresh brain, then I will become god emporia

[-] Ludrol@szmer.info 8 points 11 months ago

But this pill doesn't take you back in time, it de-ages you. So Legally you would be 25 in a 5 year old body. (With or without your current knowladge)

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[-] sramder@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Going with 47 and six-ish months… no reason 😅

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[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Is give it to my wife when we were 50 :)

[-] gramathy@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

I’ll take it but only if the manufacturer brands it NuGame+

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