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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/politics@lemmy.world

Yes, he really did post 'I WANT TO BE LOVED!' the day before Valentine's Day.

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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 52 points 10 months ago

He seems so much weaker this go around.

Great to see.

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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

That's a surprise, I thought no matter what he'd get the support and endorsement of the Na-

Oh, it says "Mazi", my mistake.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

On the one hand, Mazi is both black and Jewish, so that could be taken as pretty offensive.

On the other hand, she very proudly served in the IDF and is fanatically pro-Israel, so maybe that's more accurate than she would care to admit.

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

What
a flaming
narcissist.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Don't get our hopes up like that!

...he's just a regular narcissist at the moment.

[-] saddlebag@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I spent 5 seconds too long looking for a haiku

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What a flamingly
narcissistic guileless
crude attention whore

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[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 28 points 10 months ago

Dear Mr. Trump, if you want to be loved, please announce that you are stepping down from politics, social media, any possition of power you have, and are retiering forever.

If you want to be extra loved, please donate enough money to a charity called something like "Trump recovery", so that it can build recovery centers all over MAGA/Q areas where people can be rehabilitated from the Trump campaign nonsense by experts, you can't have any control over it. If you do this you can truly make america great again.

[-] orclev@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

See, the thing is, Trump has a really stunted vocabulary, so while he said "I want to be loved", what he meant was "I want to be worshipped".

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

I think he just forgot the word "daddy" at the end

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Considering how previous Trump "charities" have been run, that might not be the best plan.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

That's where the "you can't have any control over this" bit comes in.

[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

One day soon this malignant tumor of a man will drop dead. We need to plan accordingly.

Moët or Dom Perignon?

[-] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Please let him spend at least one day behind bars before that happens.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Which has a bigger bottle? Which bottle is bigger is important. That means more to piss on his grave.

[-] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 months ago

I'll just eat so much taco bell that I'll be pissing out of my ass on to his grave.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

There better be some fuckin fireworks.

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Dom is too dry 

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

You can drink what you want but if he dies before seeing the inside of the jail cell then the US will never come back from this. The next one to capture his lunatic base won't be as impulsive, undisciplined, or ignorant.

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[-] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 10 months ago

I wish this guy would get in a submarine

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

I say we put him, Musk and Bezos in a rocket and send them to Mars. If the ship doesn't make it, oh well. If it does, they can stay there.

[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Fuck sending it to Mars, the sun looks good for them.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Yeah, but if you tell Elon it's Mars, maybe you can lure him into the rocket without kidnapping him.

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I'm not seeing the fun in that

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Less fun, but not as difficult.

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Hmm, yes. Higher chance of success. Logic takes away all the joy, but is successful in the long term. I think I understand Vulkans now.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

I still can't get over his quote from October about immigrants "poisoning the blood of our country" the man sounds more like Hitler than Hitler.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I am so very sick of these utterly worthless republican parasitic traitors. Fucking launch them all into the sun.

[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Wonder who does his makeup

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I don't know, but they're being overpaid.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 10 months ago

Bold of you to assume they're getting paid

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Would you touch that face for free?

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[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

So do I, but I'm not about to throw any tantrums over it.

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