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[-] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 108 points 9 months ago

That’s one way to get back into the EU ¯\(ツ)/¯

[-] Skua@kbin.social 26 points 9 months ago

Ahh, time to reforge the Auld Alliance then

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[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 66 points 9 months ago

If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.

True, regardless of the rest.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 53 points 9 months ago

Macron has seemed rather bellicose of late...

[-] Jaderick@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Right? Who said this isn’t France’s plan?

[-] Balinares@pawb.social 24 points 9 months ago

What would France even do with UK though, have you seen the absolute state of the thing?

[-] Jaderick@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

First order of business: introduce quality cuisine to the savages

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

South Asians: We're trying!

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

I made this

You made this?

I made this

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[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Just to taunt you, our usual casus belli

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

Now go away, or I will taunt you for a second time!

[-] waigl@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

What's this about the king treating his cancer withe herbs?

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 53 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Charles is a long time advocate for homeopathy, even appointed a homeopath as head royal doctor.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 55 points 9 months ago

Oh.

Oh yeah he dead like Steve Jobs.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 13 points 9 months ago

The only good monarch...

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 9 months ago

Is best served cold?

...no, wait. not that one.

[-] Skua@kbin.social 20 points 9 months ago

Ahh, Charlescuterie

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

🤞🤞🤞

[-] waigl@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

Homeopathy is not "herbs", though. Compared to homeopathy, herbs as a medication would have seemed lika a sane choice. At least herbs actually do have some medically relevant substances in them sometimes. Probably not the ones you need to treat cancer, but still, a hell of a lot more than the literally nothing that homeopathy brings to the table.

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago

a hell of a lot more than the literally nothing that homeopathy brings to the table.

Lies. Homeopathy gets you a well hydrated corpse.

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[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

You asked what it was about, and I told you.. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago

That isn't treating it with herbs. That's treating it with sugar pills.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 9 months ago

*Plain water that was touched by a grain of sugar five vials back. But don't worry. The water remembers it.

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[-] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago

Or the missing princess of Wales? There’s a lot to unpack here.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 32 points 9 months ago

There's some conspiracy theory that something has happened to Kate Middleton because she had abdominal surgery earlier this year and hasn't been seen in public for a little while, and a poorly photoshopped image of her with her kids was recently shared.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

My guess is that she had a hysterectomy and has been recovering, but people are getting wild with the conspiracy theories.

[-] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

That's not even a good conspiracy theory. That sounds like a bunch of amateur crap. They need to step their game up. We have people believing JFK is coming back to claim the presidency.

[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

No Thanks.

  • France
[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Heh heh hehnnm. Don't count your chickens before they've hatched, English...

Sincerement,

France

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago

I can tell this wasn't written by a real Fr*nch because you wrote "Heh heh" instead of "Hon hon"

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Tbh it would probably improve matters

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

imagine the improvement to the food

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago

Only if they bring some guillotines along with them, and a way to get the British public to give enough of a shit to actually use them..

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

After Brexit comes Annexit, powered by !noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

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[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What makes you think France is NOT looking to invade? Baguettes to Berettas, non?

D'accord! Pourquoi pas? Vive la France!

[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

oui

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Berettas are Italian

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure they meant berets.

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

The French monarchy is not in better shape.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 23 points 9 months ago

I would argue it is

(This is a bad joke about how the best monarchy is no monarchy)

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

Let's agree they're not in fighting condition... unless what you're fighting is soil erosion.

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[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

War were declared.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 9 months ago

Flanders has mobilised at the channel.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Hi diddly-ho neighborinos!

[-] tombruzzo@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Don't make the royal family sound cool

[-] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Or we would do like in the 1000s and let just one french duke goes.

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[-] Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

July is going to be an interesting month

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