With so many conspiracy theories, why isn't there one where Jeffrey Epstein lives? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by pelespirit@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I understand why there are the ones where he didn't kill himself, but the cameras were destroyed, how come no one thought to think he just walked out? This has been bugging me since it happened.

I do think he's dead, but this would be a great conspiracy theory. Why hasn't anyone gone with it?

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[-] notfromhere@lemmy.ml 25 points 5 months ago

Epstein didn’t kill himself and he’s still alive and the body is from a lookalike they killed to fake his death. Is that good enough conspiracy theory?

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Yes, why isn't that one of the "good ones"?

[-] notfromhere@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Is there a wiki list of the “good ones?”

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 5 months ago

Because the guy dying isn't important, it's the name of his 'clients' that matters.

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Seems like there is:
https://www.amazon.com/Jeffrey-Epstein-Alive-Evidence-Conspiracy/dp/B0B7QH8G1S

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Written by LG Lazarus, lol.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

I was wondering, but it should be more mainstream, yeah? Wasn't Hitler thought to be living in South America or something in the old school conspiracy theories?

[-] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago

The theory about Hitler was he was alive in Brazil.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That wasn't Hitler - you're thinking of Mr. Hilter- no relation.

[-] kurcatovium@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

I'm a simple man, I see Monty Python reference I upvote.

Same goes for boobs.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

Wouldn't it be Sehor Hitler... No relation?

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

I thought he escaped to the Moon?

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I think there was a documentary on that, something called "Iron Sky", I think

[-] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

that was fueled mostly by the fact that the government investigated the idea. people take it to mean that means they saw enough evidence to believe it, but it was probably an ass-covering for a rumor

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 months ago

There was at the time. People were saying the ears didn't match the death photo vs some other alive photo.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

Epstein is D.B. Cooper confirmed.

[-] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

when they buried the founder of mormonism, Joseph Smith, they filled his coffin with sandbags. he was actually dead though

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

First thing I thought was that he is alive. There is no evidence of his death even.

But yeah, I admit I don't trust what I read in the news.

this post was submitted on 08 May 2024

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