Good thing they removed climate change from being a thing discussed in the legislature. That should fix things.
They forgot to make a law against it!
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SCOTUS should declare climate change unconstitutional.
Where’s the magic sharpie when you need it?
This graphic from The Weather Channel is terrifying.
Most tsunamis are less than 10 feet high
https://www.weather.gov/safety/tsunami-about
Cities can't be protected from this long-term.
If only we could have foreseen this somehow
Excuse me, is that feet???
Terrifyingly, yes it is.
Could be worse... at least it's not in Meters.
Yet.
Florida's elevation
That image is in meters, so it's bad, but not quite as bad at first glance.
I'm surprised DeSantis hasn't required that the storm surge be listed in meters to make it appear smaller and less of an issue.
Meters are communist. He's dumb enough to require it be listed in leagues.
So is trump at Mar a Lego right now standing proudly on the front lawn for this? Is he staying there, "standing his ground" against the "climate hoax"?
Or is he hiding somewhere else safe, with an excuse, like a coward who's actually afraid of climate change?
Good thing DeSantis won't pick up the phone from Biden or Harris to start funding relief.
At least the insurance companies will only have to rebuild some houses once after 2 hurricanes
If your policy covers wind they claim the damage is from water. If your policy covers water, they claim the damage is from wind. If your policy covers both, they claim a hurricane is exempt as an act of god.
Insurance companies don't build shit. They just collect money from people, and sometimes give some of it back.
They're actually required to give 85% of everything back, so they give back most of it. It seems like Florida is becoming too much of a hassle to insure, though. Some companies have pulled out of florida.
Everyone in FL should have pulled out.
This joke works on multiple levels and I'm happy about that.
Currently in my house in Florida, where I am looks to be not on the direct path but not completely free. Hurricanes can move a lot, especially when they get on land and staet losing speed.
Once we evacuated 5 hours in a car with all our animals (at the time 2 big sweaty dogs) in a car that wasnt even the size of a minivan. We packed everything we needed just in case. Once we got inside the hotel we booked we took a ~2 hour nap and upon checking the storm again it had moved to come right to where the hotel is. We then had to drive 5 hours BACK home where we began.
Anyhoo, wish us luck! I don't wanna evacuate with 4 cats and a large dog haha
UPDATE: 5:30 10/8
I got 5+ 'amber alerts' today. They just wouldn't stop haha
Within hours, Milton strengthened to a Category 2, then a Category 3, then a Category 4 and finally a Category 5.
Someone had a word quota to fill.
NOAA changed Milton's heading on Hurricanes.gov to plead with people to listen to evacuation orders.
We'll all be very happy to feel silly if this doesn't go the way it looks like it's going to go. But please for the love of humanity get out of the way of this thing.
My friend lives in Florida and has not, nor his words "will ever" evacuate for a "stupid hurricane." I'll give you one guess who he's voting for.
That's one way for Florida to go blue
I guess their god doesn't like florida. I wonder why?
On a more serious note I really hope all the decent people of florida the best of luck. To the rest I hope you only get thoughts and prayers.
Thanks....I'm trying to make the place suck less
I'm gonna tell myself that this is finally bad enough to spur widespread action on global warming as a way of feeling better about it and you can all preemptively shut up with your reality checks.
Tbh I've learned a lot about how thermal energy affects these storms and I gotta say, the only people who are gonna be living in Florida 20 years from now are people who live in submarines.
We ought to be executing oil company CEOs for treason.
Florida... Give him back his stapler, like right now.
Hurricanes don't like it when you ban books. Prayin for you, florida man.
"Climate change isn't real"
Cat 5 don’t fuck around.
Good luck Florida.
What. The. Fuck.
I'm watching the live stream from WFLA, which is a St. Petersburg station. He's a photo of a bridge leaving the area right now (just after noon on Tuesday Florida time.)
Either most people with cars have evacuated or there are a lot of people who may learn the last lesson of their lives. I hope the former.
Also, the eye apparently will pass right over Cape Canaveral.
Time to break out the Sharpie and fix this, Donald!
Longer article if you want more info: https://apnews.com/article/hurricane-milton-helene-florida-557c5c512135e0a8661b298e45e17c92
Ohh shit.
So how much overlap is there with the previous Helene path?
Minimal. Helene went north, and really only hit the pan handle area, Milton is going East and is going to pass through the middle of Florida.
Even though it was like 100 miles off shore, the Tampa Bay area had an 8 foot storm surge with Helene that killed 12 people and ruined tens of thousands of homes and businesses. There are piles of debris everywhere along the coast that are going to become projectiles in hurricane force winds of they can't be picked up in time. Almost the entire western coast of Florida saw significant impact from Helene
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