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Turns out it's Man.
People are technically sexually transmitted diseases
Idk, feels like we're doing a pretty good job of curing the planet of it's infection
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Wow - a whole trailer full of cowbells?
I just realized my joke is backwards but I think I’m leaving it anyway…
Plus, the cowbell cures the fever.
Correct, the source of the fever was never specified, all we know is that the only prescription was more cowbell. This was a real concern for the CDC and the WHO at the time, but the fever appeared to subside on May 21, 1976, when the song “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” was released by the Blue Oyster Cult, potentially saving millions of lives.
And yet, the fever for which the only prescription is 'more cowbell' has needed to be cured in so many other recording sessions...
My god, think of how ill The Rolling Stones must have been when they recorded Honky Tonk Women!
It truly is the forgotten pandemic.
I have this tattooed on my back
Okay... Well... We'll just put you on the "do not ever fuck" list.
That is absolutely for the best
A motorcycle the dude works on himself
Yeah, I'm sure it's some sort of expensive hobby he's addicted to, and perpetual project motorcycle would be my first guess.
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Have you tried using more cowbell?
Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it's the original month python script containing the world's funniest joke
Well it's definitely not the other guy's joke. His dog has no nose.
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Oh shit. That truck is full of ligma!
Whats ligma?
steve jobs hahahsh gottem
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Spoiler: It's filled with catgirls.
C'mon. In a trailer? It's definitely horsegirls.
I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.
It's probably just full of unplayed Steam games.
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It carries coffee addiction
It carries life?
There's a cure for life
Oh right. It only works once though.
It is quite definitive though. Aside from one (alleged) occurrence of a person not being cured (and it is also alleged to have worked the second time, in that case), it has never been described to fail in all of humanity's recorded history
Steps to becoming a car person: Step one - like cars. Step two - pick up a drug habit because it's way cheaper than restoring cars.
I love my Prelude. I paid $2,700 for it. I could sink another $10k into it and I'd have a perfectly good Prelude worth $6,000.
One of these days when I can stand to be out 10 grand, I'll fix it up. For now, I'm just enjoying it as it is. It looks like butt, but it runs good.
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There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease
I need Bad, BAD medicine
*Slaps trailer, "You can fit so much Herpes in this thing."
That's an amazing name for a horse.
People always freak out over this picture but it's just a joke about motorcycles. Bumper stickers say "Yamaha" and "Look twice for motorcycles", but it seems to be partially torn so "for mo" is cut off.
Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.
It's okay, it's near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out
thanks for the warning because I considering crashing into you.
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GOP philosophy?
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is it stupidity?
a disease which has no cure
Thrill-seeking recklessness.
Just some humans
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