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[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 298 points 1 month ago

Ballet stars, and their notoriously poor balance.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 46 points 1 month ago

He seems to have astonishing balance for someone with one leg

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 179 points 1 month ago

Stay on the ground floor, Russians.

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 55 points 1 month ago

Heart attacks happens on every floor.

[-] ATDA@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

So do poisonings, and shootings but we're just mitigating circumstances here lol.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago

There could always be a feral bullet that has ran away from it's gun!

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 25 points 1 month ago

"Tragically fell from the ground floor balcony and landed on two bullets to the back of the head."

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 175 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A nice window to the future for US citizens critical of their government... a window ripe for defenestration...

If I die mysteriously from a fall, please refer to this comment.

[-] Arigion@feddit.org 80 points 1 month ago

Actually you will probably die in a Tesla whose doors do not open https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/friends-trapped-in-tesla-burned-to-death-when-electronic-doors-failed-to-open-after-crash/ar-AA1tWPYH

Or which just hits you: https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/06/10/tesla-autopilot-crashes-elon-musk/

I mean now where Teslas are probably the next mandatory car for state officials. And after some "Think Tank" will be pretty sure that all the saftey fuss about autopilots is bad for the economy.

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[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 128 points 1 month ago

They don't have any budget to do it differently or it's a power move, like, it's not official but you know it?

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 181 points 1 month ago

It's a calling card. Everyone knows what happened, not a single soul will comment on it. Unless they fancy being the next up for flight lessons.

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

I wonder how Red Bull sales are in Russia.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago

What do you think Trump's calling card will be? McDonalds induced heart attack?

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 month ago

Government issued tesla drove into a lake and drowned the occupants.

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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 118 points 1 month ago
[-] tempest@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 month ago

"haha no problem, this is polonium tea"

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

don't worry this is just normal tea I offer before I throw you off building

[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 99 points 1 month ago
[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're just blessed enough not to recognize gallows humor. We're actually jealous of you.

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[-] PorradaVFR@lemmy.world 86 points 1 month ago

I mean ballet dancers are known for being klutzy and prone to tripping over their own feet. Right?

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[-] cyd@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

I imagine Russia is like the Star Wars setting, lots of crazy steep drops and they never install railings.

[-] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

The platform where Darth Vader confronts Luke has railings, so they clearly have the parts, tools, and a guy who installs them. Maybe he's just held up on Level B?

[-] reinei@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Or maybe they literally one have that one guy/gal installing the railings throughout the entire Republic‽

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 month ago

Russia be slippery. My heart goes out to these rare brave souls in a land of cowards.

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[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

In another article emergency services responded with this gem.

He died a natural death. It’s not a crime.

should we be worried

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

cause of death: the natural impact of cement on the body experienced after a perfectly natural fall

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[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This just piles up on the reasons Russia needs to be denuclearisased, putin getting ousted, democracy installed and so on.

Good news Russias economy is in the toilet and someone has started flushing already, Ukrain will prevail and hopefully we'll have peace one day.

[-] solomon42069@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

More realistically, he'll probably die of old age or be ousted by someone younger and more exciting to the wealthy elite that keep Putin in power. Real change may come after that, but a change in leadership is not going to immediately fix long term issues like corruption, wealth disparity, etc.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

I think they will become a Chinese vassal.

I don't know exactly what that'd look like, but the pure economic/political dynamics make it seem kinda inevitable.

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[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 month ago

"in an apparent suicide, putin critic ________ shot himself in the back 20 times. more at 11"

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 month ago

He's gonna do it again at 11? Damn, that's super sus.

[-] thejml@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

Gotta give him time to reload.

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So many people fall from their windows or balconies in Russia that I am surprised they are still legal

[-] Red_October@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Someone pushed for a new law outlawing them, but the efforts ended after he accidentally fell off a balcony to his death.

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[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

It's to make the point that they were murdered. It's a fear tactic with plausible deniability.

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[-] Badeendje@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago
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[-] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

How long before windows make it to the statistics of average deaths per-year in Russia?

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[-] uis@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago

Again? That's another reason to uninstall all windows. Especially in Russia.

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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

They really could use some railings over there.

[-] perestroika@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As far as I read, he had a ~~leg~~ spinal injury and an operation scheduled (bad stuff for a ballet dancer - you can't work with an injured ~~leg~~ spine) and was experiencing difficulties with alcohol and painkillers (the latter for the injury). He might have felt that his career was doomed.

As far as I read, he called his girlfriend (or maybe ex-wife, as the article suggests) and asked her to visit him. When she arrived, he had already fallen.

He was characterized as optimistic and nobody had noticed a death wish. Then again, during injury, pain, inability to work, (self-)medication and maybe withdrawal symptoms, other people's predictions of character may not entirely apply to every person.

The balcony was described as not the safest place on Earth. It doesn't require a detective to suspect that being under the influence of strong painkillers might increase the risk.

He can't be characterized as an opposition figure, or a figure of power. There is no clear beneficiary or motive.

As for war and statements against it - he was an artist, a dancer in a publicly funded theatre, and limited by that in what he could say without losing his job. Since it seems that he had reasonable political opinions, inability to voice them without experiencing retribution probably didn't make him cheerful.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago
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