Stop trying to fuck your car dude

It's a car.

What religion are your teeth?

All my vehicles have been non-binary.

It's a heap of metal and plastic.

No

No.

None. It's a car.

I have never gotten the point or the fun in naming or gendering inanimate objects.

Her name is Pellefant.

It's a shitbox

Chip (my car) is a boy, but he is not a "dude".

Lots of tightwad-ass responses in here. What a bummer. Its a silly question that should have silly responses, folks. Lighten up.

For some reason, all my cars have received female gendered references. I think its that way for a lot of folks. I have a feeling some movie or show popularized the concept at some point and it just took off from there. Maybe it was westerns with how riders talk to their horses and stuff? I don't know. Sounds like an interesting rabbit hole though.

Non existent.

it's 2024, chicks can also be dudes

I use the inanimate verb for being, so I'm going to go with neither

Some have been simply awesome cars, some girls, some boys.

Two cars ago, clearly a dude. Petey.

Not sure on the last one or my current one.

Does it have a hook? Then it's a boy, else, it's a girl. My current cars are Embla and Herman. Previous ones were Bob, Betty and Alfred.

Boy, his name is Fynn. Last one was a girl (Ingrid), the one before that was non-binary, before that was a girl (Stella), before that was non-binary, before that was a boy. I’m probably missing a few though.

Chick, I call my 2013 Tundra "La Gordi", short for "la gordita"

Rhonda, cuz she's thicc.

I call mine “baby girl” because I know it’s fucking corny. I’ve never been into referring to cars as people, but I guess I’m a hypocrite now.

My segway ninebot scooter was a man (may he rest in peace), my niu kqi3 max is a woman. I miss my ninebot, he was so portable and lightweight for carrying up train station stairs. Also nobody wanted him since he was outdated and an unpopular model (e22) and was safe from being stolen. While my niu is much more powerful, faster, and lasts longer, she's like 2x heavier and attracts would-be thieves if I didn't app lock AND use a chain lock. I was able to secure the ninebot with a cheap amazon basics lock, nobody wanted him but me!

I don't have a car, but my bike uses she/her pronouns.

It's a car