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[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 47 points 23 hours ago

FYI, in the Catholic faith, the bread and wine don’t represent the body and blood, they literally are.

[-] Snowcano@startrek.website 14 points 18 hours ago

I remember having this conversation with my mom when I was young and saying something like, “Well that’s great then, this is an easy win. Scientists should be able to examine them and confirm the change and then we know what the Bible is telling us is true,” and she replied that that’s not how faith works. And I was dumbfounded and like, “But… it would be so easy…”

And that lesson of how willfully choosing ignorance is somehow something to be valued was a key turning point in my waking up to the bullshit of religion. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 hours ago

Perfect moment to ask why are the people in the Bible special if they didn't had any faith. They literally were supposed to see that supernatural shit, no faith needed.

But now that no supernatural shit is anywhere to be found you must have faith, and adore those who didn't need that amount of faith.

Not that it would change anything as religion is based in irrational thinking. But it's always fun to do it with the ones who try to fake some logical arguments into the discussion.

[-] knexcar@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

How much did that user pay to have so many verified check marks?

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Represents‽ No they are the body and blood of santa

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Represents‽ No they are the body and blood of santa

Bah. You Catholics and your Transubstantiation, and the Evangelicals and their Memorialism, are both wrong.

The body and blood of Santa are present in, with, and under the cookies and milk.

[-] if_only@sh.itjust.works 9 points 20 hours ago

So, uh... what does the carrot represent?

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

The Dong of Rudolph.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Nothing. That's just for some celebratory pegging after the kids go to bed.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago
[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 11 points 19 hours ago

Because Santa has the Cannibalism perk.

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 14 hours ago

Why do Catholics eat Jesus?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

why don't they find a tastier, less crumbly god?

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

...to stay alive, naturally.

Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan.

Anyway Santa gives gifts in exchange for keeping him alive with sustenance one night a year.

[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 23 hours ago

Blood? Riiight...

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 23 hours ago
[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Hail Jesus?

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago

Gonna milk Santa dry tomorrow

[-] Flamekebab@piefed.social 6 points 23 hours ago

British children have notes.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

Santa definitely rocking that cookie bod.

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 4 points 23 hours ago

That's why Santa is always so red!

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