[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

Judgemental cat.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, that's the whole joke.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 99 points 1 day ago

At least this one is on the coast so it can still run when the rivers dry up.

But holy shitsnacks 3½ times slower than planned and 4 times more expensive. No wonder no new nuclear power plants have been built in a generation when the ones coming online now were all delayed by a generation.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works -3 points 1 day ago

Australia can go fuck itself

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Gonna milk Santa dry tomorrow

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Dr Manhattan needs to take it down a notch. Although I guess he probably can see far off galaxies with the naked eye which would be very ancient light. On the other hand Dr Manhattan exists outside of time, as evidenced by his ability to... Wait, am I remembering this correctly? Was he banging his ex-girlfriend's daughter while getting something out of the fridge in another room at the same time?

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I think it's yiff?

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

The light from the closest star (excluding the Sun) takes about four years to get here. Might be a bit stale but it's not, like, the light of the ancients. It's more like the light of the Jan. 6th insurrection.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Very clever since they give people with cancer Prednisone.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

This is much nicer than the view of the bed. I hate those little prison / kitchen windows over the bed.

Plot twist: girlfriend is trans but in the closet so bedroom guy really is gay.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

That's a halo, not the sun. Because he's a saint.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Is this a screenshot of the camera app?

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