Goats are annoying. Just farm vegetables or something.

I don't want to be a goat farmer but I do find people that work hard to make management richer are insufferable.

""" A man is walking into the office when he sees his boss pull into the parking lot in a brand new sports car. "Wow! Nice car! How'd you afford that?" he says.

The boss smiles at him and says, "Listen. If you work hard, hit all your numbers this quarter, put in some overtime, then I can buy another one next quarter." """

yeah... fuck LinkedIn, Xing and all those social media made for career pigs.

UUuh look how successful I am working 80 hours per week for this prestige company.

No you idiot, you are a wage slave nothing more!

Goat farming is probably harder than most jobs on LinkedIn. Except you won't end as a ~~psychical~~ mental wreck.

Personally, I'd prefer cows to goats. They're like giant dogs 😃

I want to do my job that I like. Even make money for the shareholders. Nobody seems to be interested though so fuck it goat farming it is.

Speaking from someone who spent high school living on a goat farm, you don't want to have a goat farm.

I'm a farmer but fuck goats. They're creepy weird animals that destroy everything they're in contact with.

Cows can kill but at least they have pretty eyes.

I am definitely sliding down from the peak toward a trough. In which direction I can't say tho.

Bar owner for me. Seriously if my biggest worries were drunks and selling beer, real actual tangible problems instead of the shit in the corporate world. Im so tired of the corporate world

To be fair, the pro-work propaganda is directed at the middle of the bell curve. That guy in the middle has bespoke mindfuck beamed into his brain 24-7, but the guys on the ends are well out of the line of fire.

I want to make LSD and moonshine in my mountain compound with my comrades

My parents were the middle ones so now I got an MSc and a good career. Aaand I'm contemplating whether I should just be a goat farmer instead.

I'll just say, compared to my day job, I'd rather be a goat farmer.

This shit is fucked.

My "I wanna be a goat farmer," which I doubt will ever happen, is a recording studio with only pre-1950s equipment. Everything goes live into ribbon mics, through a tube mixer (pots, not faders!) and lathed directly onto a master disc. No digital anything, no multitrack, not even condenser mics. A place for musicians to record music like they did once upon a time...

I could never afford to do it, but it's a fun dream.

I just wanna love on a boat going all over the place

Only problem is to get a boat that could do that (even going full cheap AF route) is so bloody expensive

Not to mention I basically have to have at least a small income stream otherwise I can't see a doctor

I keep looking at my spreadsheet going "someday"

I’m trying to have it both ways by keeping my desk job and building/upgrading a koi pond at home. I read more about the oxidation of organic compounds than about the compilation of code, and every day I inch further to the right in this meme.

I highly recommend having significant hobbies far outside your area of work.

No way in hell I'd want to be a farmer these days. That shit seems like the most stressful career possible.

Something like gardener/groundskeeper looks good to me though.

I wanna be a goat farmer ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

I feel seen...