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[-] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 73 points 6 days ago

Weird that you chose the one event that is actually astronomically significant

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

Yea, plus the world can be pretty miserable. It's nice to celebrate or have things to look forward to from time to time.

[-] cypherix93@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago
[-] 211@sopuli.xyz 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Any reason to celebrate in a way all participants/affected find enjoyable is a good reason. Not very intelligent aliens.

[-] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 24 points 6 days ago

Nah at this point we are celebrating the fact that we haven’t fully fucked the planet over yet

[-] obscur_e@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago
[-] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Then we're celebrating that we've continued to fuck the planet up and escaped the major looming consequences for another year.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Kick the can! Kick the can!

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

They did? Finally, someone to blame.

[-] obscur_e@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

im talking from an alien perspective dont ask why

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 17 points 6 days ago

No, celebration of a completed orbit around our star does not mean we are idiots.

It means that we have managed to determine how long an orbit around the star takes, a significant scientific discovery.

[-] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

I think the joke is that to the aliens, it is does not display a level of intelligence that comes anywhere close to theirselves.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

Hyperintelligent aliens should understand that comedy shouldn't punch down!

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Especially hyperintelligent civilizations would recognize the acchivement, even if it isn't on their level

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world -2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Then we chose a point that doesn't line up with either the apsides or the solstices to represent "zero" and sticking with our mistake for primitive reasons like "tradition".

[-] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

We stick with it at this point because it's not worth the hassle of changing it, and while points related to our axial tilt or the eccentricity of our orbit are less arbitrary it ultimately doesn't matter. It is about the time that has passed and one point in the orbit is as good as another.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

REAL intelligent species celebrate the Half-Life Of The Proton Day!

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

I actually think there is a reason to celebrate that we made it another year....it doesn't seem so obvious we will anymore. Will we make it through 2025 too?

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago

If we are in a closed elliptical orbit, where is the reference point to call it a year?

[-] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

To be fair, NYD is pretty close to perihelion (according to Wikipedia).

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

I'm with the aliens on this one. Celebrating an approximate orbit seems silly but fine, but then we throw so much into it. So many people put real mental trauma on the line because they think one day of the cycle is better for making personal changes than any other. And the amount of money that is spent is just gross. Think of how many people could be fed just for what is spent on confetti - in literally turning useful paper into garbage and dropping it on people (NYC alone dropped 100,000lbs of it last year).

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