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Fuck The World by ICP, specifically the Richard Cheese cover - Fuck The World

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This must be a JetBlue plane.

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“## I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.” - Bill Hicks

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago

In their defense it’s a shit book full of lies and tomfoolery

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Something like that

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

You just need to move on. Reddit had its time and place. I’m thankful for those early days I got to experience and so should you.

"And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back." - Hunter S. Thompson

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago

My new angel, a 2 year old female 6 pound spayed chihuahua, humps her toys like she owes them money. I guess I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio. Still awkward AF when we lock eyes.

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Bill Hick’s Rant in E Minor

George Carlin

Mitch Hedberg

Bill Burr

Wanda Sykes

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Apparently now they’re even exploding when parked in front of run down hotels.

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I had a small stroke looking at this

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But how will the south watch all that transexual porn they love so much?

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I’d say an average sized zucchini slathered in olive oil.

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The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

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I’ve been struggling with sleep issues for over a decade now. My Doctor has prescribed me all sorts of medication, all of which has had many adverse side effects. What I do know that works, is Xanax. My wife was prescribed it for some stress issues and occasionally will give me one so I can finally sleep. Obviously asking my Doctor, “can I have Xanax” Will not go well. I’ve eluded to it in ways and the response has always been along the lines of “that’s habit forming, I’d rather you try this”. Of the many medications prescribed, none have worked. Resorting to the dark web is something I’d really rather not do. Fentanyl laced drugs took my sister and it’s a road I hope to not have to explore. Any suggestions?

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