well, I am using vim, but I don't know how to use vim.

Am I vimming?

list of surprised people:

installing operating system: 15 minutes, give or take.

give a name to the computer: 45 minutes

https://steamcommunity.com/stats/1363080/achievements huh? the numbers show differently (for me, at least) on the page.

wonder if it's going to rat someone out by saying something along the lines of

A member of your Steam Family already owns Horny Hentai Ladies: Stupidly huge dongs GOTY

I'm ok with timezones, but the guy who invented daylight savings time I'd slap to all the way to the sun

c'mon man, you forgot to call .EnableUltraWideSupport()

when the company as allocated at most 5 seconds per delivery and you've already spent 3, reading instructions is not going to happen. Gotta go fast

sploosh.

[malix@derp ~]$ fewer .bashrc 
bash: fewer: command not found

:(

tbh, I prefer Cole's Law

but what about programmers with problems hearing? An alternative of webcam video with sign language, pantomime and subtitles is needed!

edit: OOH! Use AI to generate the sign language videos. Could be wild, considering how good AI is at drawing hands.