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"Alfred, there's bat shit on the batputer again."

"Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again."

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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

That probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, they're not!

🎶Jingle bells,

Batman smells..🎵

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Sure, but has anyone sang that around him?

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Not within 6 feet. Not because of the danger, but you can't inhale any closer

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

The mask is actually a nasal cannula so that he can avoid the stench of guano on his suit, his cape, his car, his bike, his plane, his mansion.... everything.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I think he's been around it for so long he doesn't even notice it

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