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"Alfred, there's bat shit on the batputer again."

"Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again."

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

The mask is actually a nasal cannula so that he can avoid the stench of guano on his suit, his cape, his car, his bike, his plane, his mansion.... everything.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I think he's been around it for so long he doesn't even notice it

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