[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 11 points 18 hours ago

How are they different? It's halal brand soap and that's the difference?

"How is halal stuff done differently?"

"Oh, you have to do it differently." / “it's cleaned with different chemicals."

.... Neat. You can tell it's different by how it is... I guess.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

Nice! And pouring a glass of boiljuice to drink is the icing on the cake!

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 15 points 22 hours ago

You just defined the reason for asking the question without in any way answering it...

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 day ago

Yeah... Most people don't. Some do.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Devil's advocate: do the last 3 deserve it? Are they unsafe to other inmates and also not possible candidates for rehabilitation and release to society?

If yes... Welp.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

The first one is funny, this one is potentially fatal to morons. I guess I gotta draw the line and downvote :/

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

I think you've misspelled cast iron. Or maybe carbon steel?

I do want some stainless skillets, but specifically to stick fond in from meat searing, not to replace nonstick. It's for actually the opposite purpose.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Fine. The nipples are erogenous and also made of lead. That should help.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Granted.

Life is now characterized as any entity that extracts energy from its environment, replicates, and has EXACTLY 3 nipples.

Civilizations are now comprised exclusively of nonliving animates.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

Ok take two, the wish is actually granted:

Your beautiful wife is incredibly intelligent and is perfect for you... as a result of profound psychopathy. She has chosen you specifically as the next in a chain of husbands with whom she has meticulously crafted idyllic relationships for the purpose of complete psychological and emotional control. Once sufficiently in her intoxicatingly romantic grasp, she convinces you of the simple joys of homicide. You eliminate her previous husband together, then your own family as a gesture of pure devotion. You fall into a pattern of orphanage arson, elderly abuse, and kitten stomping before she ultimately gets you both positions as mid level managers at united healthcare.

You couldn't be happier.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It is all the result of paranoid schizophrenia. She doesn't exist, you estrange your family, and you ultimately die from a slow descent into indigence and squalor because you are unable to escape the prison of your own mind.

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